Post by Platime on Jan 15, 2008 13:20:40 GMT -5
Hi Guys......
this gave me a wee
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
The structure of the wall was incorrect
so he won a grand, with Claims Direct.
It's Raining, it's pouring,
Oh nuts, it's Global Warming.
Mary had a little lamb,
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.
Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man
"What have you got there?"
Said the pie man unto Simon
"Pies - you thingyhead!"
Mary had a little lamb,
it ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its bum
and turned its wool to nylon.
Georgie Porgie, Pudding and Pie,
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
he kissed them too ‘cause he was gay.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
and planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass and grabbed her ass,
now two of his teeth are missing.
this gave me a wee
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
The structure of the wall was incorrect
so he won a grand, with Claims Direct.
It's Raining, it's pouring,
Oh nuts, it's Global Warming.
Mary had a little lamb,
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.
Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man
"What have you got there?"
Said the pie man unto Simon
"Pies - you thingyhead!"
Mary had a little lamb,
it ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its bum
and turned its wool to nylon.
Georgie Porgie, Pudding and Pie,
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
he kissed them too ‘cause he was gay.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
and planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass and grabbed her ass,
now two of his teeth are missing.